The Rationale Behind an Irrational Fear

Now that Malarky has confessed one of her greatest fears, here is mine. I have a great fear of ever seeing a ghost. Not necessarily of ghosts, but of the possibility of seeing one. Think about it, if you really saw a ghost, that would mean that there are dead people floating around doing and seeing who knows what. If you didn't really see a ghost, that would mean you were just hallucinating in the middle of the day and therefore crazy. Both of those are horrible possibilities.

Having to wear a sheet over your head
would certainly prolong the eternities.